The Octopus Project Merch

Slampy comes from a far away land. Slampy likes the hot dog stand. Slampy trains for the wrestling match. Slampy makes the perfect catch!

Made with love by Yvonne*.

(16" x 6")

Rowl could be my best friend. My ripped up pants, Rowl did mend. When Rowl is around so happy you feel. Mushroom clock banana peel.

Made with love by Yvonne*.

(9" x 6")

Wembley's got style! Wembley's got class! Wembley's got a pocket for his magnifying glass!

Don't stare into any of his 19 eyes for too long though. He might give you the hypnotize. Then whatchu gonna do?

Screenprinted by Toto, then made with love by Yvonne*.

(10" x 9")

Wembley is kid-approved!

Shirts are warm! Shirts are soft! Let's wear shirts 'cause you can't eat at many fine establishments without them!

Made with love by American Apparel, then screenprinted by Bearded Lady.

XS, S, M, L, XL

Put some stickers on your face. Put some stickers all over the place. Reach with your arms, put a sticker on your cat. When you put a sticker down, make sure you rub it flat.

Screenprinted by Bearded Lady.

Buttons are so cool it makes me go crazy. If I'm listening to rap I'll always pick Jay-Z. I saw a ghost at my house and he skairt me so bad. I got carpal tunnel 'cause I didn't use a mouse pad (the kind with the gel).

Metal parts forged somewhere we don't know.
Made wearable by Josh.

(1" x 1")

Comes in 7 amazing styles.

Posters hang on the wall and make you look cool. I like to look at them when I sit on a stool. The creepy, white bird watches me while I sleep. I'd never climb Mt. Everest because it's too steep.

Screenprinted by Bearded Lady.

(18" x 30")